Posts Tagged ‘LOL’

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

This just in!

Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife! Cuz they suffocatin’ errbody out here!

I’m just kidding (obvi). I think she’s cute!

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By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

There’s something very old skool pop about the production of this song that I dig + the stylizing of the music video is solid and the concept is strong/commercially appealing. Overall, I’m really feeling it. But who knows, seeing Joe get his romantic schmooze on might have skewed my perspective.

Welcome to manhood, Joe.

Bon appétit!

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[Check out my interview with Glozell (above) HERE.]

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

LMAO!

Some days I hate the internet.

This is NOT one of those days!

At first glance, I thought this was a midget sumo wrestler. I know that’s not PC but whatever — it’s the truth, so deal wid it! Then I pressed play and realized that this poor child has been watching way too many episodes of Jersey Shore, Taj Mahal edition. Or something just as ridiculous.

Yup. It’s pretty much awesome wrapped in bacon and dipped in chocolate.

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Puhlease? With a cherry on top?

Also, never shut down your Southern Hospitality restaurant because A. I like to get fat here on the weekends (hello, Southern fried goodness — it tastes like home!) and B. the “Mason Dixon” Red Velvet Cheesecake is better than sex. K? Thanks.

NSFW comedy + two recent NYC appearances (including a surprise performance at the above-mentioned Southern Hospitality in Hell’s Kitchen) following.

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Yeaaah. As if it’s not obvious, I’m in a quirky, random mood today. And after the Justin Timberlake overload situation (see post above), I started to fantasize about the day JT and BS would get back together and I stumbled upon this cute clip.

This cat knows what’s up!

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

[All photos via Getty Images]

Ok, Gaga makes one creepy old man! Adele’s WTF face in the audience was priceless and my thoughts exactly. But what else is new? Same ridiculous crap.

Nicki Minaj’s outfit is epic…epically HORRENDOUS. Gurl bye.

Pitbull… Get it, papi! Latinos always bring the heat!

Adele’s performance, with nothing but a microphone and a piano, has exposed the sham that is 90% of the other acts that have performed so far tonight. The woman knows real music, heartbreak, and what true beauty is all about. Gorgeous!

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Ok, not to sound mean but I definitely think Taylor Lautner has tasted the rainbow!

SOUTHERN PRIDE! GO BRITNEY & BEYONCE!

Amy Winehouse, RIP.

OMGOMGOMG DRAKE, my baby daddy!!!

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Lil Wayne, for the love of God! Please pull your pants up!

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

[Note: NSFW, especially if you work for Disney. Also, not for da kiddies!]

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We promise to never give you a musical STD!

Well, just this once…

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

I. WILL. CUT. YOU!

Ok, that’s four. But y’all know what I mean!

Nah, I’m playing. Kinda. I just gotta protect my Drizzy fantasy. Y’all know how I am when it comes to this Canadian piece of Jewish bacon!

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

[Photo: Rick Diamond/Getty Images]

This past weekend, I had the opportunity to catch Dolly Parton’s new Better Day World Tour. Words cannot express how much this meant to me. I was born and raised a few hours shy of Parton’s hometown — so coming from the same background and the same roots, I always admired Dolly on a deeper level, for her existence forced me to believe I could escape my humble beginnings and make something out of myself.

Much laughter and tears were shed!

I would also like to point out that Dolly played the violin, harmonica, piano, guitar, and flute-like-recorder-thingy-ma-bob on this tour! And not only did she perform new material she brought out the big guns too, performing classics like Jolene and I Will Always Love You.

If you get a chance, DO NOT MISS THIS TOUR.

Check out the little glitterbomb in action below!

Again, like my last concert post, these were shot on my iPhone.

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

I mean, gurl…who told him this would be a good idea? Personally, I get a little too nervous watching this clip. I’m glad all ended well and errbody left happy as clams, but when you’re a famous little homefry like JB, someone might taser your ass and hold your body for ransom! Am I right, or am I right?

As expected, mass hysteria ensues.

For the record, this wedding took place this past weekend in California, where Jeanine Holguin and Rob McCool were getting their hetero marriage on (yes, it’s legal), by doing what, you ask? Oh you know, just singing some Bieber classic over the karaoke machine, duh. That’s when Justin decided to show face, shocking the heck out of guests who were probably stuffing their ears with cotton balls. What? Karaoke at weddings always makes the ears bleed!

It’s just as crazy but not nearly as fun as that one time Katy Perry crashed a high school prom in Australia. That was pretty funskies!

Regardless, it was a pretty cool and thoughtful gesture. See for yourself.

Oh! And congrats to the happy couple!

Oh yeah, one more thing and I’ll shut up — I threw in Dani Shay’s (les-bean that looks like Biebs) cover of Pink’s F**kin’ Perfect because it’s amazing and it helps to soothe the ears after the first clip. She’s fab.

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Watching Keenan Cahill solo never gets old, so you can imagine that if a celebrity is tossed into the picture, his genius is twice as addictive. This is what happens when UK rapper Tinie Tempah glides onto Cahill’s most recent vid, rocking his usual raybans and swagger mack.

Yeah, it’s pretty much amazing.

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By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

It’s gettin’ hot in here!

[Kinda NSFW BTW.]

There’s just something about military men dancing to Britney Spears. Especially ones that lift their shirts and grab their crotchsicles. Yes, crotchsicles. It’s a new word I’m trademarking as we speak…

Ok, that was a little much. I apologize! But it’s the truth.

After the first clip appeared of US Marines shakin’ what their mama gave ‘em to Britney’s Hold It Against Me — which quickly went viral — we should’ve guessed that more vids would surface. Now, a new clip has just made its way onto the web that’s just as entertaining, featuring another Brit track, (Drop Dead) Beautiful.

In all seriousness though, these men and women sacrifice a great deal for our freedom and for that, we raise our glass and hope that posts like this can somehow get back to them and brighten their day.

Watch both videos below.

Lookin’ good fellas!

HELP FOR HEROES — Aimed at helping injured service personnel returning from Iraq & Afghanistan.

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

…that you’re drinking from.

That thing is humongous!

I digress.

Check out JoJo (and her vase/cup) covering The Script’s Breakeven below.

As usual, her vocals are goosebump-worthy.

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By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

And the classiest video of all time goes to…

If you have kids within viewing distance, put a Snuggie over their face.

For once, I am speechless.

What the eff is this badonk-a-donk piece of garbage?!!!

Can you imagine being in this Walmart while this was going down? You’d be scarred fo’ life!

Oh, hell naw.

Hilarious and shocking yet downright sad.

Be prepared. You’ve been warned.