Posts Tagged ‘LOL’

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

For making this God-awful video! This is just a pain to watch. The song is definitely not her best effort either. It sorta sucks balls. Sorry for the college frat boy review, but seriously, my brain is fried after watching this shiz.

On the plus side…

Actually, there isn’t a plus side.

Watch at your own risk, suckas!

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Time to punch a dude in the ballsack!

After all these years, I still LOVE this damn song. It gets me.

Where the hell is Meredith Brooks these days, anyways? For real, someone else do the research for once. I’m cranky and on my period!!!

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

“My New Year’s resolution was to stop saying “you go, girl” to myself.”

-Zach Galifianakis

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Just cuz.

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

UM, DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THE URGE TO PINCH THEIR CHEEKS?

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

No, you’re not stuck in a vegan nightmare. This is actually a Bieber face cake, made out of ground beef and bacon (precisely placed for that magical Bieber hair allure). I’m assuming the teef are onions and the eyes are olives? This is worse than Paranoid Activity 3!!! Totally creepy.

Something that isn’t creepy is the fact that JB is the first artist on Universal Music’s roster to ever donate a portion of the proceeds from an album (with his new holiday effort, Under The Mistletoe) to charity.

That’s pretty cool.

Learn more via Chelsea Lately below.

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Sorry, guys. Excuse me while I get a little ADHD…

This made me laugh so I thought it might do the same for you!

Oh! And BTW, WTH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The second video just felt random and appropriate. Duh.

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

The More You Know!

Girls, listen up. You can’t always add “sexy” to every Halloween costume and make it work. Example: What are you? Oh, I’m an aborted fetus. A SEXY aborted fetus! See. It ain’t always cute. Please take note and save yourself the embarrassment of looking unsexy.

Hope no one thinks my sense of humor is insensitive. Just trying to be a good samaritan and help a few ho-bags out! Please don’t bitchslap me. Thanks.

Speaking of ho-bags…

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

1. The below quote. I mean, hello. Even after massive fame and success, the boy’s still on planet earth. He needs to teach this to a few of his pop counterparts! *Cough* Lady Gagaroni *Cough*

2. He doesn’t take himself too seriously. This is obvious shit when you watch the recent interviews below with Heidi Klum! Speaking of loving someone. I love that hot little blonde twiglet!

3. His talent outweighs his shoes and makeup. I know it’s a close call, but I’m into science and statistics and stuff and it totally outweighs it! I used a scale, people. Do not question me!

4. The dude gives back, y’all.

And finally, if you agree with me, please retweet the heck outta this article. I mean, really annoy the crap out of your Facebook and Twitter friends by posting this article on a loop around the clock. I’m thinking every 30 minutes until Adam Lambert sees it for himself. Don’t act like it’s not possible, little elves!

For the record, I think the reasons listed above make Adam totally dope.

(Forgot to mention that I’m anxious to hear new material from Adam. Duh.)

“I feel like the [gay fans] that I meet are the ones that kind of feel weird. I pick up this kind of energy among young people that it might not be the coolest thing to say you like Adam Lambert’s music. People don’t think that I’m cool. So I love that I have the kids who are like ballsy enough to be like, ‘Fuck it, I like Adam’s music.’ I mean, I am kind of a nerd. I feel like there’s a collective eye-roll when it comes to me, in the media and just in general consciousness — with the exception of my amazing Glamberts, my hard-core fans who are the opposite.”

–Adam Lambert
[Via the new issue of Advocate]

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

It’s a new track from Kelly, y’all!

I know I just wrote about the girl and I’ve been pushing her album down your throat, but whatevs.

Kelly recently took to her WhoSay page to explain her decision to unleash an unheard track from her new album, stating: “Hey y’all — I heard that some versions of ‘What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)’ started showing up online. My new album ‘Stronger’ is out in 3 weeks (Oct 24), and I want you to hear the real thing! Check it out!”

Kelly’s new album Stronger is set to drop October 24th.

Tasty fun commercial pop!

Listen below + check out a brand spankin’ new interview following. Kelly dishes on a bunch of random crap, including insecurities, boob jobs, Adele and real music, tattoos and her big booty!

I love how real and normal this girl is.

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By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Some obsessed fan created this mashup of Britney’s recent Femme Fatale promo interviews in the UK. She’s adorable with a repetitious vocab, mainly consisting of: OK, COOL, UH, DEFINITELY, INTERESTING, and AMAZING. Personally, this is EXACTLY why I have a soft spot for Britney. She’s real and not a pretentious butthole. Besides, who likes big words anyway?!

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

W E R K M A M A C I T A!!!
(A girl after my own heart.)

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Ok, so it’s no surprise that I have a thing for this man. Yeah, it’s leaning more towards a stalker girl obsession. I just want to pinch his cheeks! I can’t be the only one?! Anyways…

Drizzy Drake has dropped the music video for Headlines, his first single from Take Care, the new album which is set to drop on October 24th. The day not only marks the album release date but is also his birthday.

Happy early birthday, Drizz!

Oh! And one more thing…

Can rappers please stop bringing fans on stage and trying to be all sexy with them?! Please. Stop it. It just looks cheesy! See second video below. Of course, I would be hypocritical and take back these words if Drizzy ever wanted to make out with me on stage. Eh, but then again, maybe not. I wouldn’t want to be shot in the face for being all homo at a rap concert.

What? Y’all know it’s the truth!

Drake ~ Headlines (Official Video) from OctobersVeryOwn on Vimeo.

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Yay!

50 Cent has officially launched his new energy shot, Street King. Fiddy’s goal is to provide 1 billion meals over the course of the next five years to children in need. With every Street King shot purchased, a meal is provided.

Unfortunately for me, caffeine turns me into a crazier tweaked out version of Patti Stanger from Bravo’s Millionaire Matchmaker. So for the good of mankind, I abstain from ALL energy drinks! Well, 90% of the time. But I plan on buying a few and tossing them over to the homeless. Win/win!

Watch + sign up at streetking.com to support this wonderful cause.

Oh! And since I mentioned Patti Stanger, please watch the second clip! The dildo part had me on the floor! Hilarious NSFW awesomeness.

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

This just in!

Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife! Cuz they suffocatin’ errbody out here!

I’m just kidding (obvi). I think she’s cute!

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