Posts Tagged ‘LOL’

DOLLY, JUST CUZ

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

“The only way I’d be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.”

-Dolly Parton

ONE TO WATCH: ALEX AIONO

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Cutie alert!

Craving a slice of bubblegum pop? Budding artist Alex Aiono will satisfy your fix. His new video for Doesn’t Get Better is high in sugar content. And although it’s apparent that he’s trying to reach a certain niche (*cough* teen girls *cough*), don’t let his infectious sound fool ya. He’s spent time writing songs with Grammy writers/producers like John Legend, Billy Mann and Babyface.

Check out Doesn’t Get Better + the hilarious Horny Unicorns following.

I’m likin’ this guy!

TEGAN & SARA INTERVIEWING CUTIES!

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Yay for cute boys + cool musicians!

‘Heartthrob: The Interviews’ features Tegan & Sara interviewing, well, heartthrobs. Such a genius marketing campaign to promote their long-awaited new album Heartthrob, available now.

I could watch these clips all damn day!

PS: Skylar, call me!

BOOBY TRAP!

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Gotta give credit where credit is due! Bam!

TOUCHDOWN

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com




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JERRY BIEBER, AKA THE BIEBS’ WANG

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

And I’m officially disturbed!

So I don’t keep up with all the stupid teeny-bopper nonsense in the world, so I’m a little late to this perhaps, but I just found out that Justin Bieber’s fans call his, um, wing wang, Jerry. Yup! As in your friend’s dad. Or the guy sitting next to you at Starbucks. Or that dude from Parks & Recreation.

Funny, because it’s absolutely ridiculous. Depressing, because I have no faith left in the human race. JK, you guys!

See Jerry in action below! The little fella’s got some moves, huh?

Wait a second. What the hell am I talking about?!

Is it Friday yet?

To redeem myself/make up for the stupidity of this post, check out the incredible Biebs cover by VanLadyLove below. Love!

VOTE PROPERLY, BIOTCHES

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

DIRRTY AGUILERA RE-EMERGES IN NEW ‘YOUR BODY’ CLIP

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com


Bathroom stalls, pink pickup trucks, weaves and confetti… In the new music video for Your Body, Christina is one stop from Trannytown, and I love it! I also happen to love the fact that she’s embracing her curves and giving everyone a big FU! Good for her!

Watch the brand spankin’ new clip (directed by Melina Matsoukas) below + for shits & giggles, a blooper reel of Xtina from The Voice following.

PUNK ROCK BOOBIES [PROLLY NSFW!]

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

So needless to say, yesterday was hella fun! Topless protest (sorta/kinda/not really a protest – see video below) in Bryant Park… The boys were lovin’ it! And I loved how happy it made them! I mean, look at those faces. Kinda makes me wish I had boobs. Anywho, I digress…

Meet Moira Johnston, a female rights activist from Philly who has become notorious for blaring her ta-ta’s this summer, to bring awareness to the fact that it’s a woman’s legal right to be topless in NYC. Crazy, right? I had no clue either! According to a 1992 law, female New Yorkers have the right to go topless anywhere men can, so long as they’re not engaged in commerce.

Learn something new errday!

On a separate yet related note, within hours of posting the above picture to my Facebook account, the photo was removed. Nothing says punk rock like violating Facebook! I don’t know if this was all Facebook’s doing, or if one of my “friends” turned me in first, but either way, I found it to be a complete joke! Which then, of course, circled back to why Moira has her boobies flappin’ in the breeze in the first place.

Oh, society. You and your stupidity never cease to amaze me.

YOU’RE WELCOME!

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

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BIGOTS BE TRIPPIN’

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Just wanted to remind everyone that it’s the year 2012. Dinosaurs are long dead, women can vote, and African Americans can become the President of our country. Isn’t that somethin’? Whether you like it or not, the LGBTQ community isn’t going anywhere. We’re here. We’re queer. Get used to it, assholes.

PS: Wishing nothing but MASSIVE DIARRHEA to all those who stood in line making a stand for hatred and homophobia yesterday. May your buttholes never be the same!

PLEASE READ THIS.

THIS SH*T IS HILARIOUS…

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

And really exudes the gayness level equal to that of One Direction.

Love it!

(I’m not hating on One Direction. I admit to devouring their sugar.)

JT INTERVIEWS TAYLOR SWIFT FOR… WAIT FOR IT… WAL*MART!

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

LOL!

Seriously. This is kinda weird, no? For some reason (clueless party of one, please!), Taylor and Justin were invited to the Walmart Shareholders Meeting in Fayetteville, Arkansas last week. I have one question: WHY? I’m completely confuzzled!

Timberlake, who hosted the event, talked to thousands of Walmart peeps from the stage. And by peeps, I assume this means people who invest in the company, not the actual employees themselves? Again, clueless. Anywho, CCC (cute, cuddly, and charming) JT informed the crowd that he wanted to bring out an actual Wally World customer to interview regarding their overall shopping experience at the super cheap (no shade, the place is cheap!) establishment. As it turns out, the shopper was Taylor herself.

Taylor was also a guest performer of the evening.

I mean, I get it. It’s good promotion, but it’s still slightly odd! AMIRIGHT?!

Funny and cute interview regardless.

Interview below + Taylor performing Mean at the event following.

KATY PERRY IS SUCH A TWINK!

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com


And even so, I love me some Katy!

“I thought it was important for me to show everything in between. Sometimes, people think we’re perfect, but we know we’re not perfect at all. When you start breaking down the idea, to achieve your dream, [you think you] have to be perfect or flawless or live in a fantasy world. I put everything into the film in the most tasteful way. It’s about how I got there, and the ride along the way, which can be bumpy, but is mostly extremely fun.”

-Miss Thang
On her upcoming docufilmthingy [via Ellen]

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JAMES FRANCO SINGING SELENA GOMEZ (ON CAM, IN CORNROWS – WHAT?!)

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Okay. Who put salvia in James Franco’s pot pipe?!

Your WTH moment of the day, kids.

Of course, the real buzzkill is that James Franco and Selena Gomez will co-star in the upcoming film Spring Breakers, so clearly this is a publicity stunt. Kinda takes away from the hilarity of it all, but whatev! It still made me laugh…

And I keep hitting re-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat, lol.