BREAKING NEWS: BEYONCE CAN SAAANG

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

This just in! Not only did Beyonce fake-sing, she also fake-scalped. Yes, you read that correctly. The same with the faux singing, what appeared to be real, luxurious hair coming out of the top of her head was actually strands of locks taken from an Indian tribe in the Far East and inserted into — get this — a weave!

Oh, the horror!

Leave. Beyonce. Alone.

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