By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Honestly, has Enrique ran out of ideas? I recall a time when his music actually meant something. Granted, it wasn’t anything incredibly life-changing but there was depth and meaning there. And he often sang of love and heartache. Lately, all his songs are about ho-ing it up hardcore.

The beats are addictive and so you’ll find me bobbin’ my head to it like any other unsuspecting target. I’ll admit that it’s a fun catchy song…

But seriously, Enrique — step up yo game! Can your next song not be about clubs, strippers, cheating on your girlfriend, or anything related to the Jersey Shore? PUHLEASE? I need a Rhythm Divine part deux pronto!

Enrique’s admitted to a love of porn in the past, and clearly it’s affecting his music!

Someone get that kid a parental guard for his laptop. Kthanks.

Anyone with eyes can see he’s a sexy thang. Alls I’m saying (yes, alls) is that I kinda miss the lovesick, broken-hearted, passionate Latino lover version of Enrique. This just seems too try-hard/college-douchey.

Is it just me? Or does anyone else miss the old Enrique?

Watch the Ethan Lader-directed video for Dirty Dancer below.

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