BROWSING: JOE JONAS TAKES US BACKSTAGE TO SHOW OFF HIS UNICORN

By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

Yep, you read that correctly. And no, I didn’t write this post fresh from the dentist’s chair.

So, if there’s one thing I like about Joe Jonas, it’s not his singing (although I like that, too) — it’s his eyebrows (browsing, get it?!). For real, I love the dude’s eyebrows. Yep, I like ‘em nice and thick. Dark. Virginal (meaning they’ve never been waxed, you sick freaks!). Yeah, you get the point.

Speaking of virginal — in the video you’re about to see, Joe Jonas has a pseudo beard and walks with a pinch of a swagger. Since when did this happen? One thing that he shows (besides personality; who knew he was so genuinely random?) is his “sucker” (his words, not mine). Apparently, that’s his dorky scooter. He also lets us see his pet unicorn, Blueberry. No, I am not making this crap up. This is not a joke (ha!). Yeah, this post is getting weirder by the minute.

Check out a behind-the-scenes look at the Jonas Brothers tour, below.


And if you haven’t already, check out Joe’s pledge for a serious cause here.

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7 Responses to “BROWSING: JOE JONAS TAKES US BACKSTAGE TO SHOW OFF HIS UNICORN”

  • jeska:

    Love joe and his dorky scooter :)

  • Dee:

    LOL his eyebrows are certainly thick

  • Cassie:

    I hate when boys wax their eyebrows!! It looks girly and weird. But Joe’s could use a touchup lol!

  • grant:

    so they’re millionaires and all the get is some electric powered bike and crappy catering?! i laughed at the
    “corn action” part.

  • zk:

    his sucker is pretty fast!

  • Gulece:

    I wonder if he’s ever threaded before?

  • Anon:

    I love Joe’s eyebrows..that’s the way a man should have them..dark and thick!

    I’d also love to lay Joe naked on his stomach and spread his legs and eat his ass out all night..but that has nothing to do with his eyebrows..lol. =)

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