BROWSING: JOE JONAS TAKES US BACKSTAGE TO SHOW OFF HIS UNICORN
By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

So, if there’s one thing I like about Joe Jonas, it’s not his singing (although I like that, too) — it’s his eyebrows (browsing, get it?!). For real, I love the dude’s eyebrows. Yep, I like ‘em nice and thick. Dark. Virginal (meaning they’ve never been waxed, you sick freaks!). Yeah, you get the point.
Speaking of virginal — in the video you’re about to see, Joe Jonas has a pseudo beard and walks with a pinch of a swagger. Since when did this happen? One thing that he shows (besides personality; who knew he was so genuinely random?) is his “sucker” (his words, not mine). Apparently, that’s his dorky scooter. He also lets us see his pet unicorn, Blueberry. No, I am not making this crap up. This is not a joke (ha!). Yeah, this post is getting weirder by the minute.
Check out a behind-the-scenes look at the Jonas Brothers tour, below.
And if you haven’t already, check out Joe’s pledge for a serious cause here.


Love joe and his dorky scooter
LOL his eyebrows are certainly thick
I hate when boys wax their eyebrows!! It looks girly and weird. But Joe’s could use a touchup lol!
so they’re millionaires and all the get is some electric powered bike and crappy catering?! i laughed at the
“corn action” part.
his sucker is pretty fast!
I wonder if he’s ever threaded before?