By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

PA PA PA Pickle Face, PA PA Pickle Face.

Snooki Snooki Snooki
Where you be?
Your hair bump & fist pumps hypnotize me
And I just love your classy ways
I guess that’s why girls are jealous because you’re so paid

Ok, I’m done remixing Snooki into songs, although I do have more up my sleeve. I best not see my wonderful lyrics up on Youtube or I’ll sue. Moving on…

I was going to do a full report on the Grammys but since I am sure you’ve already seen the performances & formed your own opinions, I’ve decided to throw in something special–a pickle eatin’ bumpette, known as Snookers.

There’s just something about Nicole Polizzi (AKA “Snooki”) that I can’t get enough of. Even if she is orange and often unclassy, I can’t help but to find her charming, sweet, and incredibly hilarious (see pickle pic above). And even if the show does center around young guidos and guidettes binge drinking and fisting pumping til’ the break of dawn (behavior I do not promote), no one can deny that it’s often a part of young people’s transitioning lives. Sure, it definitely goes a little overboard on Jersey Shore, but being messy is a part of life, and a part of growing into mature adulthood. Besides, most people who watch the show do not intend on being the next Snooki/The Situation. We take it for what it is, which is, entertainment without a fake plot/tanline.

Check out the pint size bouffant that is Snooki, in action at the Grammys, below.

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