By: Rob Brayl
For BiggerThanBeyonce.Com

THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND, CLICKING ON MY SITE EVERY NOW & THEN…YOUR HEART IS TRUE, YOU’RE A PAL AND A BALLER. AND IF YOU THREW A PARTY, INVITED T-PAIN & LIL WAYNE & EVERY HIP HOP STAR UNDER THE MOON, YOU WOULD SEE THE BIGGEST BLING WOULD BE FROM ME, AND THE CARD ATTACHED WOULD SAY, THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND.

If you’re having a bad day–be thankful that you didn’t make the mistake of having four senior citizens permanenty inked near your babymaker!

The Golden Girls is, without a doubt, one of my all-time favorite television shows, but DAMN, I am speechless. Who does this? Eh, I guess it’s better than this for a tattoo.

Thank you for supporting BTB. Cheesecake on the lanai? It’s on me!